Mallu Jokes
Shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi Tajmahal ketti...mandan!
Njan ariyunnengil Mumthasinte ormakkayi avalude Aniyathiye kettiyene!


Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente
vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE


ThukikollunnaPrathiyod:Avasanamayi Endenkilum Agrahamundo?
Prathi:1Beedi Valichal Kollam Allenkil Venda, Athoru Sheelamayaalo?


Collect 100 RosesTake a sooji and noolMake a malatake the mala and go in front of the mirror.U will see a super scene KORANGANTE KAYYIL POOMALA.......


Enikku ninne Orupaadu Ishtamaanu..Njan ninne kettikkotte..Evide kettanam.Ummarathu kettanam.Arengilum vannal Kurachchaal mathi..


Nilavulla thanuththa rathriyil Ninneyum Kettipidichchu njaan Ee lokathodu Vilichu parayum........" Oodi vaayo Marappattiye Pidicheee"


Edaa.. nee urangiyillallo..?Urgent aayittoru kaaryamundu..Vilichunarthi Buddimuttichathil shamikkanam..Ninte oru photo fax cheythazhakkamo?Valare serious aaya oru prashnamundu.. athaanu..Njangal ivide cheettu kalikkukayaanu..
Joker card nashtapettu poyi.. ...


Makal ammayod; Oru kazhudakku ethra bhaaram chumakkaan kazhiumamme...?Amma; Ariyilla mole.....Achanodu thanne chodikkanam.


James Bond roadilude pookumbol oru pattiye kandu..
He threw a stone & said:
“I am Bond.. James Bond.
Patti Bondine kadichu..
Ennittu paranju:
“I am patti.. Peppatti..


Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!


u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam


Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??


sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy
if u r not working
if u r not tired if u r not lazy
plese answer me
AYYAPPANTE AMMA
ETRA
NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..


SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY
SALARY RS:15000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam...........


MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.


Hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille...

Tintumon Jokes
English sir to students: Give some examples using 'day' ?.
Gopi : Annual day
Thomaskutty : Birthday.
Tintumon : "Enthuvaaday"


Sir : Entha late aayathu..
Tintu : Nadannu varan vaiki sir.
Sir : Bussil vannoode??
Tintu : Athu sir nte molodu paranjaal kelkkande...


Tintu mon ulpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi.
avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.Tintu mon
announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…! !”
Ithu ketta oraal: ” 29 pere kaananille….? ?
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu
parayanoo….?? ?”


Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and
tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad,” tinumon said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you
up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” tinumon finished.


Tintumon doctorodup Plastic sugery cheiyan etra roopayakum?
Dr.50000
Tintu:any discount?
Dr:No
Tintu Plastic njan konduvannalo.


Tintumon askd d tchr 4 2 weeks leave.....
tintu:ente appooppan marichu
teacher:ninte appooppanalle kazhinja aazhcha marichathu?
tintumon:ammoomma veendum ketti!


Teacher : What is "Al2 O3? ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3??
Tintumon : "Filomina"


Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night.Uncle offered him to
Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in
the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby..."


Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"


Caril pokunna achan tintumonod:"indicator kathunnundo? onnu nokku"
tintumon:"undu…illa…undu… illa…undu…illa… undu…illa…undu… illa…"